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“What do you mean you don’t want me going out like this? I can do what I want. Plus, that sounds like something a jealous boyfriend would say, not a big brother. Don’t be weird.”
I’m 21 and a larger girl so I always believed my labia were large due to my weight, I have ALWAYS felt embarrassed about it. It may sound weird but I even asked a friend of mine to observe it and tell me if it looked abnormal and she replied that
“I need you like Mofftiss need tears.”
From anon: Hey, can I ask you something? I’ve started masturbating 2 months ago, and I’m not sure if I do it right. I know this sounds weird but when I get turned on and try to masturbate by touching my clit (and stuff like that), and get
Waaaii!! You got me a new bone master? I love you so much! It’s in your pants? Well… that sounds weird, but kinda fun too!…”
sixpenceee: Pareidolia is the psychological phenomenon that causes some people to see or hear a vague or random image or sound as something significant. Common examples include seeing images of animals or faces in clouds, man on the moon and hearing
asklightking: chrysalis-army: 700 followers? It sounds weird to me! I can not believe it have made it this far! I seriously wish that i could include everyone in the picture, but that would take an ever longer time than i have! All of this took to long
I know that I’m going to sound as a huge awkward nerd (which I am of course), but when I was a kid I’ve developed a massive crush on this animated version of “Beetlejuice”. Maybe that’ll be the reason wht I have a tremendousl
kstewbitchface: Josh: Have you met the young woman that’s going to be your daughter? Did you and Rob have approval on your spawn? Kristen: No, I haven’t met her yet. No.That sounds so weird. ‘I haven’t met my daughter yet.’ Wow. Josh: Do you
I gonna tell you something that is gonna make you laugh.This is Nicolas Maduro, he is the president of Venezuela (my country) Maduro is like a version of Trump but, more, mooooore, waaaay more dumb.You see today, when he was giving a press conference&hell
Tuesday socialist, you guys have any tips for stretch shampoo and all that? Sounds weird is it? But in all honestly living under a comunist regime teachs you literally how to do some “hacks” with daily stuff for example we know now how to stretch
wandjamaximoff: he’s fast, she’s weird i knew that sounded familiar…
zxelilly: dungeons-and-dweebs: wandjamaximoff:he’s fast, she’s weird i knew that sounded familiar… puberty hit dash like a truck I guess you could say it hit him like bullet
this is gonna sound weird but I always wanted to trace Haruma Miura’s facial features…
This is gonna sound weird but I honestly hope that my whole family forgets my birthday. They have been pissing me off SO DAMN much lately and I really don’t want to celebrate with them at all. I don’t want them anywhere near me. I don’t
otaku-omorashi: finehereitisdarnit: This might sound weird, but I’ve been into omo since I was a kid. I didn’t know what it was until later; I just knew that I liked some of those cartoon episodes that had pee-holding tropes. Is it normal to feel
dungeons-and-dweebs:wandjamaximoff:he’s fast, she’s weird i knew that sounded familiar… puberty hit dash like a truck
So maybe this is kind of weird but I like it when people touch/hold onto my face? Not like grab it and crush it, but seriously if you will hold onto my face in a gentle manner I’ll probably love you forever and ever. does that sound weird lol it
trashfirefallon: skirtsuit-angel:this is an example of defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary - like honkwiching - is taken and described as something that sounds weird and foreign @xoxoblu
myrandomstuffpage: ceevee5: For the love of God, sound on. Ma! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
stileslydiamartinstilinski: spaceisprettycool: cronusnyeh:refusingtosinkmyship:paxamgays:it’s weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that’s actually gonna buy a fuckn braIf it were aimed toward
fr0stedlips: polar-bite: clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do… lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. Me: I’m sorry,
wantyournipples: scrumptioussaladsalad: teradoration: Monsters that try to give you compliments, but just end up sounding weird: “Your veins are the most beautiful shade of blue. I like all of them, even the ones I can’t see.” “You are small
jackmodporn: Elizabeth’s Gangcum by JackmodMy first attempt at making something related to cum. Who knows, I might graduate to full on facials one day…okay that sounds fucking weird for some reason.Oh, and I made this to celebrate StudioFOW’s Elizabeth
also I forgot my headphones today and the bus I was on was making this weird screeching noise so I curled up against the window and covered my ears hoping no one would notice I was having a mini meltdown. on one hand, I’m glad I’m more aware
get a load of that dog
saccharinescorpion: “Tadokoro praises Makishima for taking the initative to motivate the first-years and the two nearly share an indirect kiss” sounds like the summary for a fanfic but that’s literally what happened in this scene
dykevibes: a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird
sizequeenadmirer:princess-hollies-world:When me and @the-girl-nextdoor get a guy away from his girlfriend we like to play games like this.Listening to him trying to convince his girlfriend that nothing weird is going on whilst we make glugging sounds
graceybird: artemispanthar: I only just now realized that in the flashback sequence in “Serious Steven”, Amethyst is still sleeping after the ride breaks and the teacups crash into the boardwalk. There’s even a snoring sound playing and it’s
Hmm, curious about this since I watched the original (Broadchurch) and really liked it. Its really weird hearing David Tennant speak in an American accent, though, but I imagine that will sound less strange after than episode or two.
idishido: Although I guess Ronaldo isn’t wrong about the sentient polymorphic rocks thing. And heck wasn’t their talk about the diamonds? and ill will towards earth? that doesn’t sound too far from the theories you hear on this site. Wait are we
zelulae: The Orcffice?… No, that sounds weird.Also why are the pictures so freakin blurry unless I click them, why are you like this tumblr
dungeons-and-dweebs: wandjamaximoff:he’s fast, she’s weird i knew that sounded familiar… puberty hit dash like a truck
just-shower-thoughts: Men will never know what it feels like to have a fart creep forward and go up inside your vagina. Then you gotta do a weird bend to re-fart your fart. That sounds….unfortunate
lordstark: lordstark: shout out to people on tumblr with no squads or group chats with weird names or people who just don’t get messages. the internet is a strange place i hope you can all still enjoy yourselves & if not u are not alone! and
dmc-dmc: pinkcookiedimples: This might sound weird but I love that Zendaya always uses her lightskint privilege to be the voice of many Black women. When I say lightskint privilege it’s to mean that she’s obviously more popular and “accepted”
lil-mizz-jay: ambris: ser-fredrick: highlandvalley: これは腕が疲れそうだな Hey hi hello what the FUCK THATS AMAZING Guys, this might sound weird but I think I’m a little aroused right now. That’s one effective way to: - Make a really
dnotive: cracked: Not all furries are interested in dressing up as anthropomorphized animals and having sex with each other, but that’s what they’re famous for. Which sounds weird as hell until you realize that they’re not harming anybody else.
The fact that you’re with someone else doesn’t hurt me. But the fact that you left me without a word or a heads up did. I know it sounds weird but I don’t know, it’s just who I am. I tend not to get hurt when people leave or fall for someone else
weird things anxiety causes you to do:
bloodbending: have u ever hiccuped once? like only one time. and then just waited for the inevitable onslaught of hiccups that usually follow but nothing happens? that just happened to me…what kind of bullshit
ohcallaghans: A lot of people grew up reading these books, and I grew up playing a role in these films, and I think it kinda feels like childhood ending, in a weird way that’s how someone said it to me today. I sorta thought that sounded right, um,
did-you-kno: If you want someone to like you, ask them to do you a favor. It might sound backwards, but studies show that if you do someone a favor, you like them more and want to help them again. It’s called the Ben Franklin effect. According to legend,
saxophone-kraken: Me: *shows my mom a picture of the guy I’ve been talking to* Mom: oh, he’s hot. …oh no, that sounds bad. I just mean he’s cute. Is that weird? I don’t know. I’m so sorry. I don’t know. Please don’t tell anyone i said
glumshoe: glumshoe: I finally got the Far Harbor DLC, after more than a year of considering it. I opened my save and Nick Valentine instantly turned to me and said “Sounds like we’re needed back at the agency!”Do you think Nick feels weird that
itsraininbritishmen: cherryskies: everyone has that one story that sounds fake but isnt my dad met Tom Felton fishing once and told him that he looked like “that weird blonde kid my daughter has on her computer background”
101bears: 0ldcassettes: radagastlovesyou: One of my favorite pictures in the world. I can’t even put into words how much I look up to Chris McCandless. And that sounds weird because I don’t think that’s what the book, or Chris, intended. But
That awkward moment when you repeat a word so many times, that it loses it's meaning, and it just sounds like a strange sound coming out of your mouth, then you're not even sure if it's a real word or not.
lindaellerbee: crying is so weird think about it for a second if you get sad enough fluids pour out of your eye sockets how weird does that sound
justinbiebersbulge: We are getting closer to the day where we see Jerry, for real. He’s taking his clothes off for us now. Also, His trainer, Patrick Nilsson: “I can definitely confirm that he is a well-endowed guy. I sound weird saying that, but
rabbivole: temuna: this is lazlo, he’s got the snuffles and is really mad that nobody is patting him. he meowed his lil voice hoarse. oh my god this poor weird cat Sounds like a crow.
When you’re with people who are really good, you don’t want to be the person who sucks. That’s kind of been the philosophy steering my career, as weird as that sounds: to work with people who inspire or challenge me in some way. | Jon Hamm, C for
I don’t even feel 27. That sounds ANCIENT. I feel like I’m still 18 tbh. Just a lot smarter and less pathetic.
just-shower-thoughts: You’re the only person who thinks your voice sounds weird on an audio recording. That’s what you sound like to everyone else, all the time, and they don’t find it weird at all.
What a weird thing to worry about. Being on your knees, sucking my plastic cock, that doesn’t make you gay or whatever.Considering the plug that will be in your ass & that you’ll be wearing a cage with a urethral insert, I’d say
suggestionsofkindness:Things that sounds silly, but helped me with my body image, and yes several sounds weird and feels weird at first: 🌸Get a journal. Write 3-5 positive things down everyday, and yes some of them has to be related to how you look.
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this might sound weird buti went to a funeral today and it reminded me of youit was an open casket andthere was a half-finished tattoo on the corpse’s armone she supposedly had full intentions to finish and i think that was when i realised that life
